Hej!
We are a band of 3 25 year old guys looking for a new bassist and possibly a guitarist for our rock band. You must be a virgin to try out and you will be tested.
Any prior form of genital to genital contact and or oral will not be tolerated. We feel very strongly about this and it is not taken lightly. We feel any person or persons around us who has engaged in non marital sex with a human will impede our chances of getting into heaven. If accepted into the band, an intiation of sexual intercourse with a deer while we watch will be required.
Thanks and good luck
Lägg in annons 
